A Katie’s chance in hell.
A Katie’s chance in hell is like trying to win the lottery with a blindfold on and a broken calculator. It’s not just unlikely, it’s insultingly unlikely.
I was literally one step away from being on time. Then I decided to check my nails.
I had my coffee. I had my phone. I had my life. Then I forgot my name.
I was gonna be there. I just didn’t know who I was.