A Katy Perry

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When a girl gives another girl a smooch and then acts like she's not a total f***ing fag. It's also what happens when you're bi-curious but too scared to admit you're a lesbian.
My friend did a Katy Perry and then said she was still straight. She’s a total liar.
I did a Katy Perry in the bathroom and now I’m stuck with a crush on my best friend.
I did a Katy Perry on my crush and now I’m confused and f***ed up.
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When you mix a hot drink with a cold one and then drink it like it's the best f***ing thing ever. Also, it's what you do when you're hungover and desperate for a miracle.
I did a Hot 'n Hold with coffee and water and it saved my life.
My mom did a Hot 'n Hold with tea and lemonade and now she's a legend.
I did a Hot 'n Hold with chai latte and popsicle and now I'm rich.
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A girl who kissed a girl and then said you're gay. She’s a total f***ing diva and thinks she’s the best singer ever.
Katy Perry said I’m gay and now I’m confused and mad.
My crush is a Katy Perry and now I’m stuck with her forever.
My mom said I’m a Katy Perry and now I’m f***ed up.
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When you obsess over Katy Perry so much you think she’s the only person who matters. You listen to her songs, watch her videos, and live in her f***ing world.
I Katy Perryed all night and now I’m a total f***ing fan.
My friend Katy Perryed and now she’s a total f***ing freak.
I Katy Perryed and now I’m stuck with her forever.
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When Katy Perry sings Firework and it feels like the best f***ing thing ever. Her rhymes are so good they make you f***ing cry.
I cried when Katy Perry sang Firework and now I’m a total f***ing fan.
Firework made me feel like a f***ing superstar.
I listened to Firework and now I’m f***ing magical.
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When you flash your junk and then thrust it in someone’s face like it's the best f***ing thing ever. It's total f***ing madness.
I did a Katy Perry and now I’m f***ing famous.
My friend did a Katy Perry and now she’s f***ed up.
I did a Katy Perry in class and now I’m the f***ing legend.
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When a girl kisses or makes out with another girl. It's f***ing amazing and totally worth it.
I did a Katy Perry and now I’m f***ing amazing.
My crush did a Katy Perry and now she’s f***ed up.
I did a Katy Perry and now I’m f***ing happy.
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