A kink

Current Trending

5 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

A kink is when you get all worked up over something dirty or weird. Like it’s the only thing that makes your pants feel tight.

I love when my boy bites me during our sex sessions. It’s like heaven, but with teeth.

She can’t get enough of being tied up. Says it makes her feel like a prisoner in a love cage.

My guy’s obsessed with being called ‘daddy’ during our playtime. I think it’s because he was raised by a goat.

A kink is like your special flavor of sex. It’s what gets you going and makes you scream like a banshee.

He only gets off if I whip him. Says it reminds him of his old job as a donut shop manager.

She’s into being bitten. Says it’s like a love bite from a vampire who’s also a snack.

He loves being tied up. Says it’s like being in a cage with a hot guy.

A kink is like a fetish, but way more intense. It can turn you into a hot mess if you don’t get it right.

She can’t get enough of being called ‘daddy’ during our playtime. Says it’s like being a kid again.

He loves being spanked. Says it’s like getting a free lunch from a teacher.

She’s into being tied up. Says it’s like being kidnapped by a hot guy.

A kink is when you tickle someone’s privates. It’s like the worst and best thing ever.

I love tickling his privates. It’s like a laugh that never ends.

She can’t stand being tickled. Says it feels like a thousand ants on her skin.

He loves tickling her. Says it’s like a laugh that makes his pants fall off.

A kink is also a British band that rocks harder than your ex. Or it can be your pubes. Either way, it’s awesome.

My ex said The Kinks were the best band ever. I said he was the worst person ever.

I love The Kinks. They make me feel like I’m at a concert with my best friend.

She said her pubes were her kink. I said she was the weirdest person I knew.

A kink is also a British band that makes rock music so good, it’s like your ex got a promotion.

I listen to The Kinks every day. They make me feel like I’m at a concert with my best friend.

My ex said The Kinks were the best band ever. I said he was the worst person ever.

She said The Kinks were the best band since the invention of pizza. I said she was the weirdest person I knew.

A kink is a sexual taste. It’s like your favorite snack, but for your body.

He only likes being called ‘daddy’ during our playtime. Says it’s like being a kid again.

She can’t get enough of being tied up. Says it’s like being kidnapped by a hot guy.

He loves being spanked. Says it’s like getting a free lunch from a teacher.