A kink
A kink is also a British band that makes rock music so good, it’s like your ex got a promotion.
I listen to The Kinks every day. They make me feel like I’m at a concert with my best friend.
My ex said The Kinks were the best band ever. I said he was the worst person ever.
She said The Kinks were the best band since the invention of pizza. I said she was the weirdest person I knew.