A kirill khoroshaev - To catch a Kirill, you need Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes in a bo

To catch a Kirill, you need Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes in a bowl. If you mess it up, they’ll beat you up.

I tried to catch him with ketchup instead of mayo. He beat me up. I had a black eye for a week.

He caught me with the wrong potatoes. I cried. He laughed. I got a black eye.

I used mayo, tuna, and potatoes. He said I was smart. I cried happy tears.