A kiss from the king

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When you sit on the toilet and a tiny splash of toilet water hits your butt like the king gave you a slap on the butt.

I got a kiss from the king right when I finished my number two.

The toilet water hit my butt like a royal punishment.

I was just about to stand up when the king gave me a kiss from above.

When you’re doing your business and a little water comes up and hits your butt like it’s the king’s special greeting.

I got a kiss from the king when I was in the middle of my business.

The water came up and hit my butt like the king was proud of me.

I was about to leave when the king said hello with a splash.

When you’re on the toilet and some water goes up and hits your butt like the king gave you a royal punishment.

The king gave me a kiss from the throne when I was doing my number two.

I got hit in the butt with a little water like I was being scolded by the king.

The toilet water hit my butt like the king was annoyed with me.