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A Fart in the wind
A dumb idea that never had a chance. It's like a fart in the wind, no one cares, and it disappears before anyone notices.
His plan was a dumb idea. A fart in the wind, if you ask me.
That idea was like a fart in the wind. Nobody even remembered it.
It was a dumb idea. A fart in the wind, and that’s the truth.
A Fart in the wind
When something vanishes like a fart in the wind. It’s gone, and no one even misses it.
He vanished like a fart in the wind. Just gone.
That idea was gone like a fart in the wind. Nobody even noticed.
She disappeared like a fart in the wind. Just poof!
A Fart in the wind
When something disappears and no one even notices. It’s like it never existed, like a fart in the wind.
He was gone like a fart in the wind. No one even asked where he was.
She vanished like a fart in the wind. No one missed her.
The idea was gone like a fart in the wind. Just vanished.
A Fart in the wind
A whole storm of farts in the wind. You might want a helmet and a fire extinguisher.
That was a whole storm of farts in the wind. I might have needed a helmet.
The fart wind was so bad, it could’ve set the whole room on fire.
That was like a whole storm of farts in the wind. I almost lit a match.
A Fart in the wind
So bad it's like you got nothing for your trouble. It's like a fart in the wind, no one even cares.
That was so bad, it was like a fart in the wind. No one even noticed.
He was so useless, it was like a fart in the wind. No one even cared.
That idea was so bad, it was like a fart in the wind. Just gone.
A Farrall
A boss-ass, wild, loud, and amazing woman who runs everything and makes everyone go crazy. You can't live without her or you'll lose your mind.
My boss is a Farrall. She yells at the printer and it starts working.
My mom is a Farrall. She turned my dad into a vegetable.
My teacher is a Farrall. She gave me a pop quiz on the weekend.
A Farrall
When someone talks your ear off about stuff you didn't ask for, but you still listen because you're a sucker.
My friend told me the entire history of his cat's hairballs.
My cousin explained why the sky is blue for 10 minutes straight.
My teacher asked me how I did on the test, and I told her my entire life story.
A Farm
A place where veggies live and you probably got kicked out of for being too loud.
My cousin works on a farm and he yells at the corn every morning.
The tomatoes got tired of being yelled at and ran away.
I got kicked off the farm for eating the entire wheat field.
A Farm
When you're trying to look cool and you end up looking like a hot dog with a bad haircut.
My brother trimmed his bowl cut and it looked like he got hit by a hair clipper.
She snipped too much and her hair looked like a raccoon got into it.
I tried to fix my bowl cut and now it looks like a failed science experiment.
A Farm
When you tell someone to go to hell and then you tell them again because they didn't get the message.
He told me to go to hell and I told him to go to hell back.
She shafted me and I told her I was going to shaft her right back.
He put me in my place and I told him to go to hell for good.
A Farm
When you mess something up so bad it makes your mom cry and your dad throws a fit.
I fucked up my math test and my mom cried.
He fucked up the dinner and my dad threw a fit.
She fucked up the party and the neighbors called the cops.
A Farm
Your money or stuff, but it's not real money, it's like a fantasy version of it.
He bet his imaginary money and lost.
She sold her fantasy stuff for real cash.
He had a lot of fake money and thought he was rich.
A Farm
A secret spy school where you learn to sneak, spy, and probably get married in the most sneaky way possible.
My uncle worked there and he got married in the bushes.
They taught them how to sneak up on people like ghosts.
The spies all got married in secret and no one knew.
A Farm
When you sit in one spot and grind for items like a madman who just wants to be rich.
I farmed honor for six hours straight.
He farmed coins until his character looked like a coin machine.
She farmed all day and got the best gear.
A Farewell to Pants
A smelly comic book made by Chris MacQueeney. It roasts a fancy book by Hemmingway and has gross stuff that makes kids under 17 cry and swear.
My teacher made me read it and I threw up.
My cousin tried to read it and now he talks like a sailor.
I showed it to my mom and she banned me from eating pizza.
A Farewell to Pants
A comic by Chris MacQueeney that laughs at Hemmingway's book. It has dirty pictures and language so bad it should be banned from schools.
I read it in class and got sent to the principal's office.
My friend tried to draw it and now his desk is covered in ink.
My brother read it and now he calls everyone 'babe'.
A Farewell to Pants
A smelly graphic novel by Chris MacQueeney. It makes fun of a fancy book and has so much swearing it could make a priest blush.
I read it and my dad grounded me for a week.
My sister read it and now she says 'darn' instead of 'damn'.
I showed it to my grandma and she threw a fit.
A Farewell to Arms
A book from 1929 by Ernest Hemingway. Also a fake band that thinks they’re cool but they’re just sad.
My lit teacher made us read it and I fell asleep. My dog woke me up and ate my notes.
My cousin’s band name is ‘A Farewell to Arms’ and they play elevator music. I cried.
I tried to write a book like it and it’s just me ranting about my ex.
A Farewell to Arms
A novel by Hemingway. Also a band that’s just a group of guys who never left high school.
I tried to read it and it felt like my teacher was talking to me. I just wanted to die.
My friend’s band plays it at parties and it’s just sad piano music. I hate it.
My mom thinks it’s a love story. It’s just a bunch of guys being dramatic.
A Farewell to Arms
A book by Hemingway. Also a band that thinks they’re deep but they’re just full of hot air.
My brother’s band plays it and they think it’s cool. It’s just a guy singing about war and love. Boring.
I tried to write a song like it and it just sounded like my grandpa’s voice.
My teacher said it was a masterpiece. I said it was a disaster.
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