A Fart in the wind

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So bad it might as well be a fart in the wind. It's like someone threw up a plan and no one bothered to clean it up.
That project was a fart in the wind. Nobody even noticed it was there.
His idea was a fart in the wind. It vanished before it could be heard.
That sandwich was a fart in the wind. It didn’t even last till lunch.
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When you bolt out of somewhere so fast, it’s like you’re running from a fart in the wind. You don’t want to be caught in the stink.
He ran out of the room like a fart in the wind. No one even saw him go.
She left so fast, it was like a fart in the wind. Just gone.
He ran from the cops like a fart in the wind. He didn’t even look back.
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A dumb idea that never had a chance. It's like a fart in the wind, no one cares, and it disappears before anyone notices.
His plan was a dumb idea. A fart in the wind, if you ask me.
That idea was like a fart in the wind. Nobody even remembered it.
It was a dumb idea. A fart in the wind, and that’s the truth.
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When something vanishes like a fart in the wind. It’s gone, and no one even misses it.
He vanished like a fart in the wind. Just gone.
That idea was gone like a fart in the wind. Nobody even noticed.
She disappeared like a fart in the wind. Just poof!
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When something disappears and no one even notices. It’s like it never existed, like a fart in the wind.
He was gone like a fart in the wind. No one even asked where he was.
She vanished like a fart in the wind. No one missed her.
The idea was gone like a fart in the wind. Just vanished.
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A whole storm of farts in the wind. You might want a helmet and a fire extinguisher.
That was a whole storm of farts in the wind. I might have needed a helmet.
The fart wind was so bad, it could’ve set the whole room on fire.
That was like a whole storm of farts in the wind. I almost lit a match.
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So bad it's like you got nothing for your trouble. It's like a fart in the wind, no one even cares.
That was so bad, it was like a fart in the wind. No one even noticed.
He was so useless, it was like a fart in the wind. No one even cared.
That idea was so bad, it was like a fart in the wind. Just gone.
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