Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where veggies live and you probably got kicked out of for being too loud.

My cousin works on a farm and he yells at the corn every morning.

The tomatoes got tired of being yelled at and ran away.

I got kicked off the farm for eating the entire wheat field.

2

When you're trying to look cool and you end up looking like a hot dog with a bad haircut.

My brother trimmed his bowl cut and it looked like he got hit by a hair clipper.

She snipped too much and her hair looked like a raccoon got into it.

I tried to fix my bowl cut and now it looks like a failed science experiment.

3

When you tell someone to go to hell and then you tell them again because they didn't get the message.

He told me to go to hell and I told him to go to hell back.

She shafted me and I told her I was going to shaft her right back.

He put me in my place and I told him to go to hell for good.

4

When you mess something up so bad it makes your mom cry and your dad throws a fit.

I fucked up my math test and my mom cried.

He fucked up the dinner and my dad threw a fit.

She fucked up the party and the neighbors called the cops.

5

Your money or stuff, but it's not real money, it's like a fantasy version of it.

He bet his imaginary money and lost.

She sold her fantasy stuff for real cash.

He had a lot of fake money and thought he was rich.

6

A secret spy school where you learn to sneak, spy, and probably get married in the most sneaky way possible.

My uncle worked there and he got married in the bushes.

They taught them how to sneak up on people like ghosts.

The spies all got married in secret and no one knew.

7

When you sit in one spot and grind for items like a madman who just wants to be rich.

I farmed honor for six hours straight.

He farmed coins until his character looked like a coin machine.

She farmed all day and got the best gear.