A Farewell to Arms

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A book from 1929 by Ernest Hemingway. Also a fake band that thinks they’re cool but they’re just sad.

My lit teacher made us read it and I fell asleep. My dog woke me up and ate my notes.

My cousin’s band name is ‘A Farewell to Arms’ and they play elevator music. I cried.

I tried to write a book like it and it’s just me ranting about my ex.

A novel by Hemingway. Also a band that’s just a group of guys who never left high school.

I tried to read it and it felt like my teacher was talking to me. I just wanted to die.

My friend’s band plays it at parties and it’s just sad piano music. I hate it.

My mom thinks it’s a love story. It’s just a bunch of guys being dramatic.

A book by Hemingway. Also a band that thinks they’re deep but they’re just full of hot air.

My brother’s band plays it and they think it’s cool. It’s just a guy singing about war and love. Boring.

I tried to write a song like it and it just sounded like my grandpa’s voice.

My teacher said it was a masterpiece. I said it was a disaster.

A book by Hemingway. Also a band that thinks they’re tough but they’re just weak.

I read it and it was like my teacher was giving me a lecture. I fell asleep.

My friend’s band name is ‘A Farewell to Arms’ and they sing about love and war. It’s just sad.

I tried to write a book like it and I just wrote about my ex. It was bad.

A book by Hemingway. Also a band that thinks they’re cool but they’re just plain old.

I tried to read it and I just wanted to throw my book out the window.

My cousin’s band plays it and it’s just a bunch of guys singing about love and war. It’s boring.

I tried to write a song like it and it was just me singing about my ex. It was terrible.