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Dagoba
A French band that used to be awesome with loud, angry music. Now they’re all soft, whiny, and sound like they got hit by a pillow instead of a punch.
"Dagoba used to be metal. Now they’re just a bunch of softies singing about their feelings."
"They went from loud and angry to soft and whiny. It’s like watching a bear turn into a puppy."
"I used to love their old songs. Now they’re like a lullaby for a crying baby."
Dagoatt
A guy from Chattanooga who acts like he’s the only real nigga in the world and everyone else is fake.
Yo, that Dagoatt walked in like he owned the place. I swear he thought the whole club was his backup band.
He called my mixtape ‘cringe’ and then asked me for my number. What the hell?
Dagoatt tried to flex at my cousin’s wedding. He didn’t even know the bride.
Dagoatt
A Chattanooga man who thinks he’s the king of the block and everyone else is just there to serve him.
Dagoatt tried to start a rap battle with my dad. My dad just gave him a look and walked away.
He said my lunch was ‘trash’ and then ate it. I still have the receipt.
He called me ‘beneath him’ and then asked for a ride to the mall.
Dagoatt
A man from Chattanooga who thinks he’s the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise.
He tried to text me during my math test. I got a 43 and he got a 97. He called it ‘a disgrace.’
Dagoatt walked into my gym class and said, ‘You all are weak.’ I asked him to do 10 push-ups. He did 12.
He called my dog ‘a disgrace to all canines’ and then tried to pet it.
Dago wad
A pile of money so big it looks like it's gonna punch you in the face.
I just got paid and my dago wad is so thick it’s gonna need a visa to leave the country.
My dago wad is so big, my mom thinks I’m gonna start a bank.
That dago wad is like a slap in the wallet, but I love it.
Dago wad
A bunch of bills tied up like a angry squirrel’s revenge.
My dago wad is so tight, it could hold a grudge for a week.
That dago wad is like a squirrel with a death wish and a stack of cash.
I got my dago wad and it looks like it just got into a fight with a piggy bank.
Dago wad
A fat stack of cash that’s basically telling you to shut up and take the money.
My dago wad is so loud, it’s giving my boss a headache.
That dago wad is like my salary giving me a middle finger and a raise.
I got my dago wad and it’s basically saying, 'You’re rich, now go cry in a vault.'
Dago tag
The dumbest car tags ever made by dago's. They’re just the Italian flag’s colors, but they look like they were picked out by a toddler who just got yelled at.
My uncle has a Dago tag and it’s so loud I can hear it from two blocks away.
I tried to make fun of my cousin’s Dago tag, but he just laughed and said it was his heritage.
My mom got a Dago tag and now she won’t stop telling me how cool it looks.
Dago tag
Those ugly car tags that dago's use. They look like they were made by someone who didn’t care about style or color.
My neighbor’s Dago tag looks like it was painted by a drunk man.
I saw a Dago tag and it made me want to scream.
My dad got a Dago tag and now he’s obsessed with showing it off.
Dago tag
The worst kind of car tags. They’re just three colors stuck on a tag, and they’re used by dago’s who think they’re fancy.
My brother’s Dago tag is so bad, I think it’s a crime.
I got a Dago tag and now I regret it every single day.
My friend’s Dago tag is so loud, I can hear it from my house.
Dago WOP
A man who smells like cheap cologne and has more gold chains than sense. He’s Italian, and he’s not shy about showing it.
My uncle showed up with five necklaces and a beard that looked like a goat had moved in.
He walked in like he owned the place and smelled like a walking perfume ad.
He wore so much cologne, the whole room got dizzy.
Dago WOP
What happens when a Pirelli tire gets a flat. It screams like a banshee on a diet.
My tire went flat and sounded like a dying goat at a rock concert.
The tire screamed so loud, my neighbor called the cops.
That tire had more personality than my ex.
Dago WOP
A guy who looks like he rolled out of a 1980s commercial. He drives a car that should be in a junkyard, but he thinks it’s a masterpiece.
He drives a rusted-up muscle car like it’s the Batmobile.
His car has more dents than a football player’s face.
He spends more time fixing his car than his girlfriend.
Dago WOP
Italians are not white. They’re more like golden brown, with a side of attitude.
My cousin said, 'We’re not white, we’re Italian.'
He told me, 'You’re not white, you’re a walking pizza.'
He said, 'We are not white, we are gold.'
Dago WOP
A stupid name for Italians. It means they’re not from the moon, but it’s still stupid.
My grandma called me a wop because I didn’t have papers.
My uncle got mad because I called him a goomba.
My cousin said, 'Dago means nothing, but it sounds cool.'
Dago Santa
A Italian mobster who sells drugs and throws wild benders. He’s called Dago Santa because he’s like a dirty old man who gives out pills instead of presents.
Dago Santa just hit me up with a text: 'Hey, wanna come to the party or are you gonna stay high and grumpy?'
My cousin got caught robbing a store by Dago Santa. Now he’s paying for his addiction with his kid’s allowance.
Dago Santa showed up at my mom’s house with a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. He said, 'This is a gift. Or it’s a bribe. You pick.'
Dago Santa
An Italian man who sells drugs and lives like a king. He’s called Dago Santa because he’s the reason everyone’s excited on Christmas, except they’re excited for drugs.
Dago Santa sent me a DM: 'You owe me 20 bucks. And a pizza. And your respect.'
My brother got arrested by Dago Santa. Now he’s working off his debt by delivering drugs.
Dago Santa showed up at my school and said, 'You kids think this is a holiday? This is a drug deal.'
Dago Santa
A Italian man who sells drugs and party like it’s his job. Dago Santa is the name he got because he’s the only one who can make a drug deal feel like a Christmas miracle.
Dago Santa called me and said, 'You better bring me a six-pack or I’m gonna steal your kid's allowance.'
My friend got caught sneaking drugs into school by Dago Santa. Now he’s working for him.
Dago Santa showed up at my house with a bag of weed and said, 'This is your present. Now go do your homework.'
Dago Red
A cheap wine made by Italians who think they're fancy, but it's just grape juice that hits you like a brick wall and makes you yell at your uncle.
My cousin drank Dago Red and fell off the couch screaming, 'I'm not a loser!'
I brought Dago Red to the party and everyone left because it tasted like regret.
My grandma says Dago Red is 'the wine of the poor, but it's still better than your dad's beer.'
Dago Red
The worst red wine you can find, usually bought with a coupon and drunk by people who think they're tough.
I drank Dago Red and my face turned red like a tomato. My dog ran away.
My friend's dad drinks Dago Red every night and still thinks he's a rockstar.
Dago Red is so bad, it makes your breath smell like a garbage can.
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