Dagoba

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A French band that used to kick ass with loud, angry music. They had crazy vocals, dumb bass, and wild guitars. Then they got soft, whiny, and started sounding like emo losers.
"Dagoba used to be fire, now they’re just a bunch of crybabies."
"I used to love their old albums. Now they sound like my mom’s playlist."
"They went from metal to melodic whine. It’s like watching a lion turn into a chihuahua."
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This French band had killer early albums. Then they got all melodic and lost their edge. Now they’re just a bunch of softies who can’t handle being loud anymore.
"Dagoba used to be tough, now they’re like a bunch of girls singing about heartbreak."
"Their old songs were like a punch in the face. Now it’s a gentle tap on the shoulder."
"They used to be metal. Now they’re just a bunch of sad teenagers."
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A French band that used to be awesome with loud, angry music. Now they’re all soft, whiny, and sound like they got hit by a pillow instead of a punch.
"Dagoba used to be metal. Now they’re just a bunch of softies singing about their feelings."
"They went from loud and angry to soft and whiny. It’s like watching a bear turn into a puppy."
"I used to love their old songs. Now they’re like a lullaby for a crying baby."
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