Dago Red - The worst red wine you can find, usually bought with a coupo

The worst red wine you can find, usually bought with a coupon and drunk by people who think they're tough.

I drank Dago Red and my face turned red like a tomato. My dog ran away.

My friend's dad drinks Dago Red every night and still thinks he's a rockstar.

Dago Red is so bad, it makes your breath smell like a garbage can.