Dago Santa
An Italian man who sells drugs and lives like a king. He’s called Dago Santa because he’s the reason everyone’s excited on Christmas, except they’re excited for drugs.
Dago Santa sent me a DM: 'You owe me 20 bucks. And a pizza. And your respect.'
My brother got arrested by Dago Santa. Now he’s working off his debt by delivering drugs.
Dago Santa showed up at my school and said, 'You kids think this is a holiday? This is a drug deal.'