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Dago Ramen

Dago Ramen is what happens when you're so broke you can't afford real ramen, so you take your spaghetti and boil it in water you’ve turned into a cheap, salty mess with whatever crap you have in your cabinet.

I had to eat Dago Ramen because I spent my last dollar on a pack of cigarettes and a Snickers.

My lunch was just spaghetti in water that tasted like my mom’s old spice jar.

I made Dago Ramen because I didn’t have money for sauce, and I’m not proud of it.

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Dago Ramen

Dago Ramen is like ramen, but you're using spaghetti and you're too lazy to buy sauce, so you just throw whatever seasoning you have in the water and hope it doesn’t taste like your grandma’s old soup.

I threw Old Bay and beef bouillon into the water because I didn’t have sauce and I’m too lazy to buy it.

My Dago Ramen looked like a soup that my dog would eat if I didn’t feed him.

I had to eat Dago Ramen because I was too poor to buy real ramen, and I’m too lazy to care.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Ramen

Dago Ramen is when you're hungry, broke, and you just throw your spaghetti into water with whatever cheap seasoning you have, and you hope it doesn’t taste like your last meal.

I made Dago Ramen because I was too broke to buy real ramen and I’m too hungry to complain.

I put garlic pepper and lemon pepper in the water because I had no sauce and I’m tired of being poor.

My Dago Ramen was so bad I thought my dog was trying to tell me something.

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Dago Hill

A smelly part of St. Louis where Italians live. Now it's called 'The Hill' because people are too polite to say 'Dago Hill' anymore.

'Dago Hill is where my grandma threw a meatball at a cop.'

My cousin got in trouble for yelling 'Dago Hill' in the principal's office.

I got a C on my report card because I drew 'Dago Hill' on the teacher's desk.

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Dago Hill

A dirty neighborhood in St. Louis where Italians live. They renamed it 'The Hill' because they’re too scared to be called 'Dago Hill' anymore.

My friend’s uncle got kicked out of Dago Hill for eating a whole pizza in the street.

My teacher said I had to write an essay about Dago Hill instead of playing Fortnite.

I got a detention for drawing a mustache on the statue of Yogi Berra on Dago Hill.

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Dago Hill

A place in St. Louis where Italians live. It’s so bad they had to change the name to 'The Hill' because people kept calling it 'Dago Hill' and got mad.

My mom said I can’t go to Dago Hill because there’s a dog that bites people.

My friend got suspended for yelling 'Dago Hill' at the lunch table.

I got grounded for drawing a big 'Dago Hill' on my math test.

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Dago Faggot

A faggy Italian meatball who can't stop singing in the shower. They’re like a gay grandma who also roasts chickens.

My cousin’s a Dago Faggot and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

That guy at the pizza place is a Dago Faggot. He cried when the sauce ran out.

My mom called my uncle a Dago Faggot because he kissed the pizza man.

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Dago Faggot

A fag who looks like he walked out of a pasta factory and also wears glitter. He’s got more hair than a chia pet.

My neighbor’s a Dago Faggot and sings opera while making lasagna.

That guy at the gym is a Dago Faggot. He does bicep curls with spaghetti.

My dad called my friend a Dago Faggot because he wore a pasta necklace to school.

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Dago Faggot

A gay Italian who thinks he’s a prince and also cries at every pizza commercial. He’s like a faggy noblemen with a cheese obsession.

My cousin’s a Dago Faggot and cried when the mozzarella ran out.

That guy at the mall is a Dago Faggot. He bought 100 boxes of pizza and cried in the parking lot.

My mom called my friend a Dago Faggot because he kissed the pizza delivery guy.

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Dago Faggot

A fag who’s got more hair than a goat and also thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s like a meatball with a voice.

My uncle’s a Dago Faggot and sings in the shower every morning.

That guy at the bar is a Dago Faggot. He drinks wine and sings opera.

My mom called my cousin a Dago Faggot because he cried when the garlic ran out.

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Dago Dip

A fancy way of saying you stink like a wet dog and only washed your pits and junk before spraying fake perfume.

Bro, you did a Dago Dip before coming to the party. You smell like a garbage can and a gym sock.

I thought the gym had a new smell. Turns out it was just my buddy doing a Dago Dip.

She walked in and said, 'I did my Dago Dip.' I asked, 'Did you wash your face?' She said, 'Nah, I just splashed cologne on my junk.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Dip

When you're too cheap to take a real shower, so you just rinse your pits and junk and slap on some cheap cologne.

My cousin did a Dago Dip before church. The pastor asked him why he smelled like a wet raccoon.

He did a Dago Dip and then went to the grocery store. The clerk said, 'You smell like a gym and a garbage truck.'

I did my Dago Dip and walked into class. My teacher asked, 'What happened to you?' I said, 'I saved money on soap.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Dip

You only wash the parts that smell the worst and then spray cologne like it’s your last hope.

I did a Dago Dip before my date. She asked, 'Did you take a shower?' I said, 'No, I just washed my junk and sprayed cologne.'

My brother did a Dago Dip and went to the park. The kids ran away from him like he was a monster.

He did a Dago Dip and walked into the office. His boss said, 'You smell like a gym sock and a hot dog.'

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Dago Den

A smelly, bug-infested cave where old Italians sit on ratty couches and yell at the TV like it owes them money.

My uncle's Dago Den smells like he bathed in spaghetti sauce and died in a chair.

I went to my cousin's Dago Den and the couch was so old it had a life of its own.

My grandma's Dago Den has a TV that's louder than her yelling about the mafia.

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Dago Den

A place where Italian grandpas eat meatballs for breakfast and think the TV is a friend.

My grandpa's Dago Den has a TV that he talks to like it's his ex.

I once went to a Dago Den and the guy had a TV and a meatball in the same hand.

My uncle's Dago Den has a TV that’s been on since the 80s and it’s still mad about it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Den

A room that smells like old cheese, has a TV that’s seen better days, and is where Italian grumps gather to complain about everything.

My Dago Den smells like my uncle’s socks and his bad decisions.

I went to my neighbor’s Dago Den and the TV was louder than his complaints about the mailman.

My Dago Den has a TV that’s been through more drama than my mom’s love life.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Bomb

A dago bomb is like a firecracker that screams at the sky and then blows up so loud it makes your ears bleed and your neighbors yell at you.

I lit a dago bomb and my dog ran out of the house like it saw a ghost.

My friend set one off in the park and the cops showed up like it was a warzone.

I tried to hide a dago bomb in my backpack, and it exploded during math class. I got a zero and a black eye.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Bomb

A dago bomb is a firecracker that goes up like it’s trying to reach the moon, then explodes so hard it might wake up the dead.

I set one off in my neighbor’s yard, and now they won’t let me borrow their lawn mower.

My little brother hid a dago bomb in my mom’s purse, and she screamed like she saw a ghost.

I lit one off in the dark, and it looked like a bright white ghost came out of the sky.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Bomb

A dago bomb is a firecracker that goes up like it’s angry and then explodes so hard it might knock your teeth out.

I set one off in the middle of the street, and the mailman ran for his life.

My cousin lit one off in the bathtub, and the whole house shook like it was an earthquake.

I tried to light a dago bomb, and it went off before I could run. I got a burn on my finger and a laugh from my friends.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dago Bomb

A dago bomb is like a firecracker that goes up and then explodes so hard it might make your head pop off.

I set one off in my brother’s room, and he got a burn on his forehead and a new nickname: Flamehead.

I lit a dago bomb in the woods, and it looked like a bright white ghost came out of the sky.

I tried to set one off in the kitchen, and the whole house shook like it was a war.

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