Dago Dip

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A fancy way of saying you stink like a wet dog and only washed your pits and junk before spraying fake perfume.

Bro, you did a Dago Dip before coming to the party. You smell like a garbage can and a gym sock.

I thought the gym had a new smell. Turns out it was just my buddy doing a Dago Dip.

She walked in and said, 'I did my Dago Dip.' I asked, 'Did you wash your face?' She said, 'Nah, I just splashed cologne on my junk.'

When you're too cheap to take a real shower, so you just rinse your pits and junk and slap on some cheap cologne.

My cousin did a Dago Dip before church. The pastor asked him why he smelled like a wet raccoon.

He did a Dago Dip and then went to the grocery store. The clerk said, 'You smell like a gym and a garbage truck.'

I did my Dago Dip and walked into class. My teacher asked, 'What happened to you?' I said, 'I saved money on soap.'

You only wash the parts that smell the worst and then spray cologne like it’s your last hope.

I did a Dago Dip before my date. She asked, 'Did you take a shower?' I said, 'No, I just washed my junk and sprayed cologne.'

My brother did a Dago Dip and went to the park. The kids ran away from him like he was a monster.

He did a Dago Dip and walked into the office. His boss said, 'You smell like a gym sock and a hot dog.'