Dago Dip - When you're too cheap to take a real shower, so you just rin

When you're too cheap to take a real shower, so you just rinse your pits and junk and slap on some cheap cologne.

My cousin did a Dago Dip before church. The pastor asked him why he smelled like a wet raccoon.

He did a Dago Dip and then went to the grocery store. The clerk said, 'You smell like a gym and a garbage truck.'

I did my Dago Dip and walked into class. My teacher asked, 'What happened to you?' I said, 'I saved money on soap.'