Dago Ramen

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Dago Ramen is what happens when you're so broke you can't afford real ramen, so you take your spaghetti and boil it in water you’ve turned into a cheap, salty mess with whatever crap you have in your cabinet.

I had to eat Dago Ramen because I spent my last dollar on a pack of cigarettes and a Snickers.

My lunch was just spaghetti in water that tasted like my mom’s old spice jar.

I made Dago Ramen because I didn’t have money for sauce, and I’m not proud of it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dago Ramen is like ramen, but you're using spaghetti and you're too lazy to buy sauce, so you just throw whatever seasoning you have in the water and hope it doesn’t taste like your grandma’s old soup.

I threw Old Bay and beef bouillon into the water because I didn’t have sauce and I’m too lazy to buy it.

My Dago Ramen looked like a soup that my dog would eat if I didn’t feed him.

I had to eat Dago Ramen because I was too poor to buy real ramen, and I’m too lazy to care.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dago Ramen is when you're hungry, broke, and you just throw your spaghetti into water with whatever cheap seasoning you have, and you hope it doesn’t taste like your last meal.

I made Dago Ramen because I was too broke to buy real ramen and I’m too hungry to complain.

I put garlic pepper and lemon pepper in the water because I had no sauce and I’m tired of being poor.

My Dago Ramen was so bad I thought my dog was trying to tell me something.

by Slangipedia 15d ago