Dago Ramen
Dago Ramen is when you're hungry, broke, and you just throw your spaghetti into water with whatever cheap seasoning you have, and you hope it doesn’t taste like your last meal.
I made Dago Ramen because I was too broke to buy real ramen and I’m too hungry to complain.
I put garlic pepper and lemon pepper in the water because I had no sauce and I’m tired of being poor.
My Dago Ramen was so bad I thought my dog was trying to tell me something.