Dago Ramen
Dago Ramen is like ramen, but you're using spaghetti and you're too lazy to buy sauce, so you just throw whatever seasoning you have in the water and hope it doesn’t taste like your grandma’s old soup.
I threw Old Bay and beef bouillon into the water because I didn’t have sauce and I’m too lazy to buy it.
My Dago Ramen looked like a soup that my dog would eat if I didn’t feed him.
I had to eat Dago Ramen because I was too poor to buy real ramen, and I’m too lazy to care.