Dagoatt

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A guy from Chattanooga who acts like he’s the only real nigga in the world and everyone else is fake.
Yo, that Dagoatt walked in like he owned the place. I swear he thought the whole club was his backup band.
He called my mixtape ‘cringe’ and then asked me for my number. What the hell?
Dagoatt tried to flex at my cousin’s wedding. He didn’t even know the bride.
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A Chattanooga man who thinks he’s the king of the block and everyone else is just there to serve him.
Dagoatt tried to start a rap battle with my dad. My dad just gave him a look and walked away.
He said my lunch was ‘trash’ and then ate it. I still have the receipt.
He called me ‘beneath him’ and then asked for a ride to the mall.
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A man from Chattanooga who thinks he’s the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise.
He tried to text me during my math test. I got a 43 and he got a 97. He called it ‘a disgrace.’
Dagoatt walked into my gym class and said, ‘You all are weak.’ I asked him to do 10 push-ups. He did 12.
He called my dog ‘a disgrace to all canines’ and then tried to pet it.
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