Dago Santa
A Italian man who sells drugs and party like it’s his job. Dago Santa is the name he got because he’s the only one who can make a drug deal feel like a Christmas miracle.
Dago Santa called me and said, 'You better bring me a six-pack or I’m gonna steal your kid's allowance.'
My friend got caught sneaking drugs into school by Dago Santa. Now he’s working for him.
Dago Santa showed up at my house with a bag of weed and said, 'This is your present. Now go do your homework.'