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D.U.N.S.

D. U. N. S. is when you laugh at underclassmen like they’re the worst. You make them feel stupid until they don’t want to be your friend anymore.

My homies D. U. N. S. ed me when I messed up in band. I was so mad I yelled at the band director.

My crush D. U. N. S. ed me in math class. I failed and cried in the bathroom.

My little bro got D. U. N. S. ed by the football team. He was so embarrassed he hid in the closet.

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D.U.N. Dunskis

You drank so much you collapsed like a drunk worm.

I drank a whole bottle of vodka and ended up face-down on the floor like a dead bug.

After the party, I passed out in the bathroom and woke up with a mouth full of toilet water.

I tried to dance and ended up falling over like a tipped-over milk carton.

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D.U.N. Dunskis

You drank so much you turned into a puddle of embarrassment.

I drank until I couldn’t walk and ended up crying in a corner like a baby.

I passed out at the bar and woke up the next day with a hangover and a ticket to jail.

I tried to talk and just slurred nonsense like a broken robot.

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D.U.N. Dunskis

You drank so much you became a human trash can.

I drank until I could barely stand and ended up throwing up on my best friend.

I passed out in the middle of the street and woke up with a cop yelling at me.

I tried to sing and just babbled like a confused monkey.

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D.U.N. Dunskis

You drank so much you turned into a drunk meatball.

I drank until I was too wobbly to walk and ended up face-down on the couch.

I passed out during a game and woke up with my shirt on backwards.

I tried to talk and just mumbled nonsense like a sleepy dog.

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D.U.N. Dunskis

You drank so much you became a human mop.

I drank until I could barely stand and ended up spilling my drink on my pants.

I passed out on the floor and woke up with a mouth full of pizza crust.

I tried to walk and just stumbled like a drunk flamingo.

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D.U.N. Dunskis

You drank so much you became a drunk flamingo.

I drank until I was too wobbly to stand and ended up falling over like a tipped-over bottle.

I passed out in the middle of a conversation and woke up with a headache the size of a mountain.

I tried to talk and just slurred like a broken toaster.

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D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver stuffs a hard shell taco into their mouth while driving like it's a contest. The mess and the squishy taco make them swerve like a drunk raccoon. Most crashes happen near Taco Bell because it's the only place that makes sense.

I ate my taco so fast I almost hit a mailbox. Taco Bell is cursed.

My taco was so big I had to drive with my mouth open. It was terrifying.

I tried to eat a taco while driving and now I'm stuck in a ditch. Thanks, Taco Bell.

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D.U.I.H.S.T.

A driver chomping on a hard shell taco like it's their last meal. The taco slides off the plate and hits the floor. The driver swerves like they just saw a ghost. Most of these crashes happen right after lunch.

I dropped my taco on the floor and swerved into a fire hydrant. It was worth it.

My taco flew out of my hand and hit the gas pedal. I had no idea what was happening.

I was eating a taco so hard I crashed into a taco bell employee. They were also eating a taco.

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D.U.I.H.S.T.

A driver trying to eat a hard shell taco with one hand and driving with the other. The taco is so greasy it sticks to their face. They swerve like they're trying to escape a taco monster. Most of these crashes smell like salsa.

I ate a taco so fast my face looked like a salsa explosion. I crashed into a tree.

My taco stuck to my face and I swerved into a pizza box. It was glorious.

I was eating a taco and my face was covered in cheese. I didn't care. I crashed.

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D.U.I Suicide

When life hits you like a drunk truck and you decide to drink until you're a walking punch bag and then drive like a maniac into oncoming traffic just because you're too lazy to actually die properly

My ex broke up with me and I drove into a lake with a bottle of tequila in my hand. Classic D. U. I Suicide.

Got fired today. Drove into a gas station and ran over three parked cars. No regrets.

My dog died. I drank a whole bottle of vodka and drove headfirst into a mailbox. That’s how we roll.

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D.U.I Suicide

When you're so messed up from life you decide to get so wasted you might as well be dead and then try to kill yourself by driving like a kid who just stole his dad’s car

Failed my final exam. Drove into a ditch while yelling at my teacher. Classic move.

My mom got a new dog. I got so wasted I crashed into a tree and then cried about it.

Got dumped and decided to crash my car into a coffee shop. It was the best revenge ever.

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D.U.I Suicide

When life gives you a slap and you decide to take a sip of alcohol, then take a swig of your problems and try to crash your car into something because you're too lazy to do it properly

My cat died. I got so drunk I crashed my car into a streetlight. That was the highlight of my day.

My job got me fired. I drove like a lunatic and crashed into a pizza place. I ate the pizza and then cried.

My crush ignored me. I drank until I couldn't see and then drove into a wall. Total legend.

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D.U.H.H.

A gross, brain-dead kid who can't stop jumping from one stupid friend to the next, like they're trying to avoid getting hit by a bus.

Bro, that D. U. H. H. just left my group for a pizza party and a TikTok challenge. What even is life?

My cousin is a D. U. H. H. He had 5 friends in 1 week. All of them were in the same class.

That D. U. H. H. is so bad at decisions, he changed his pants 3 times during lunch.

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D.U.H.H.

A smelly, lazy kid who hops from one dumb friend to another, like they're running from the cops and also forgot their homework.

My D. U. H. H. brother is at the mall with his 4th friend of the week. He doesn't even know who he is anymore.

That D. U. H. H. just left my squad for a burger and a video game. Classic.

I swear, my D. U. H. H. cousin had 3 friends in one day. He's like a human ping-pong ball.

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D.U.H.H.

A stinky, brainless kid who can't decide who to hang out with, so they just jump around like a confused dog in a hot car.

My D. U. H. H. sister left my group for a pizza and a dance class. I don't even know what she's doing anymore.

That D. U. H. H. is like a walking disaster. He had 5 friends in 2 days.

My D. U. H. H. cousin just left my squad for a soda and a TikTok. I'm tired of him.

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D.U.A.F.F.

The one who looks like they got hit by a noodle truck and still smells like last week's dumplings.

Why is D. U. A. F. F. wearing my old sock as a hat?

D. U. A. F. F. tried to run in the hallway and tripped over a bag of rice.

D. U. A. F. F. is the only one who can eat three bowls of pho and still be fat.

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D.U.A.F.F.

The guy who’s so ugly he could make a monster cry and still smells like a sweaty sock drawer.

D. U. A. F. F. came to the party and brought a whole family of ants with him.

D. U. A. F. F. tried to do a karate chop and it looked like he was trying to kill a pigeon.

D. U. A. F. F. ate a whole pizza and still had room for a bag of chips.

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D.U.A.F.F.

The friend who’s so fat he could take up an entire table and still smells like he hasn’t showered since the moon landed.

D. U. A. F. F. sat down and the chair broke because he’s that heavy.

D. U. A. F. F. tried to hug me and I almost got crushed.

D. U. A. F. F. eats so much he could start a food fight by himself.

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D.U.A.F.F.

The person who looks like they were dropped in a soup kitchen and never left.

D. U. A. F. F. walked in and the whole class started laughing because he looked like a soup can.

D. U. A. F. F. tried to do a dance and it looked like he was trying to escape a giant bowl of soup.

D. U. A. F. F. eats so much he could make a buffet cry.

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