D.U.I Suicide

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When life hits you like a drunk truck and you decide to drink until you're a walking punch bag and then drive like a maniac into oncoming traffic just because you're too lazy to actually die properly
My ex broke up with me and I drove into a lake with a bottle of tequila in my hand. Classic D. U. I Suicide.
Got fired today. Drove into a gas station and ran over three parked cars. No regrets.
My dog died. I drank a whole bottle of vodka and drove headfirst into a mailbox. That’s how we roll.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're so messed up from life you decide to get so wasted you might as well be dead and then try to kill yourself by driving like a kid who just stole his dad’s car
Failed my final exam. Drove into a ditch while yelling at my teacher. Classic move.
My mom got a new dog. I got so wasted I crashed into a tree and then cried about it.
Got dumped and decided to crash my car into a coffee shop. It was the best revenge ever.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When life gives you a slap and you decide to take a sip of alcohol, then take a swig of your problems and try to crash your car into something because you're too lazy to do it properly
My cat died. I got so drunk I crashed my car into a streetlight. That was the highlight of my day.
My job got me fired. I drove like a lunatic and crashed into a pizza place. I ate the pizza and then cried.
My crush ignored me. I drank until I couldn't see and then drove into a wall. Total legend.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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