D.U.I Suicide
When life gives you a slap and you decide to take a sip of alcohol, then take a swig of your problems and try to crash your car into something because you're too lazy to do it properly
My cat died. I got so drunk I crashed my car into a streetlight. That was the highlight of my day.
My job got me fired. I drove like a lunatic and crashed into a pizza place. I ate the pizza and then cried.
My crush ignored me. I drank until I couldn't see and then drove into a wall. Total legend.