D.U.A.F.F.
The person who looks like they were dropped in a soup kitchen and never left.
D. U. A. F. F. walked in and the whole class started laughing because he looked like a soup can.
D. U. A. F. F. tried to do a dance and it looked like he was trying to escape a giant bowl of soup.
D. U. A. F. F. eats so much he could make a buffet cry.