D.U.I.H.S.T.
A driver trying to eat a hard shell taco with one hand and driving with the other. The taco is so greasy it sticks to their face. They swerve like they're trying to escape a taco monster. Most of these crashes smell like salsa.
I ate a taco so fast my face looked like a salsa explosion. I crashed into a tree.
My taco stuck to my face and I swerved into a pizza box. It was glorious.
I was eating a taco and my face was covered in cheese. I didn't care. I crashed.