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When a driver stuffs a hard shell taco into their mouth while driving like it's a contest. The mess and the squishy taco make them swerve like a drunk raccoon. Most crashes happen near Taco Bell because it's the only place that makes sense.

I ate my taco so fast I almost hit a mailbox. Taco Bell is cursed.

My taco was so big I had to drive with my mouth open. It was terrifying.

I tried to eat a taco while driving and now I'm stuck in a ditch. Thanks, Taco Bell.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A driver chomping on a hard shell taco like it's their last meal. The taco slides off the plate and hits the floor. The driver swerves like they just saw a ghost. Most of these crashes happen right after lunch.

I dropped my taco on the floor and swerved into a fire hydrant. It was worth it.

My taco flew out of my hand and hit the gas pedal. I had no idea what was happening.

I was eating a taco so hard I crashed into a taco bell employee. They were also eating a taco.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A driver trying to eat a hard shell taco with one hand and driving with the other. The taco is so greasy it sticks to their face. They swerve like they're trying to escape a taco monster. Most of these crashes smell like salsa.

I ate a taco so fast my face looked like a salsa explosion. I crashed into a tree.

My taco stuck to my face and I swerved into a pizza box. It was glorious.

I was eating a taco and my face was covered in cheese. I didn't care. I crashed.

by Slangipedia 15d ago