D.U.A.F.F.
The guy who’s so ugly he could make a monster cry and still smells like a sweaty sock drawer.
D. U. A. F. F. came to the party and brought a whole family of ants with him.
D. U. A. F. F. tried to do a karate chop and it looked like he was trying to kill a pigeon.
D. U. A. F. F. ate a whole pizza and still had room for a bag of chips.