D.U.H.H.
A smelly, lazy kid who hops from one dumb friend to another, like they're running from the cops and also forgot their homework.
My D. U. H. H. brother is at the mall with his 4th friend of the week. He doesn't even know who he is anymore.
That D. U. H. H. just left my squad for a burger and a video game. Classic.
I swear, my D. U. H. H. cousin had 3 friends in one day. He's like a human ping-pong ball.