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D-Pryde
When a guy takes a girl’s butt for a ride, sticks a huge lollipop in her, pulls out, slaps her face with his meat, and spits all over her like it’s a holy event.
At the party, D-Pryde said, ‘This is NHB! I just did the whole thing and then I cummed in her face like it was a surprise party.’
His friend texted him, ‘You cummed in her face? You’re lucky she didn’t punch you.’ He replied, ‘She tried, but I was too busy laughing.’
He posted a video of the event with the caption, ‘NHB! The holy experience of cumming in her face and being a legend forever.’
D-Pizlax
A fancy, smelly name for Dr. Pepper that only cool people use to sound smarter than they are.
My mom calls it D-Pizlax. I call it a fancy way to say I'm thirsty and stupid.
At school, I said I drink D-Pizlax. The teacher gave me a detention and a snack.
My friend says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps him from crying at math time.
D-Pizlax
A weird, loud drink that people say is Dr. Pepper, but it's just a bunch of sugar and lies.
I drank D-Pizlax and it screamed in my head. I cried.
My brother says D-Pizlax is the reason he doesn't like school.
At the mall, I told the clerk I wanted D-Pizlax. He gave me a look like I just insulted his mom.
D-Pizlax
A magical soda that only exists in the minds of people who think they're cool but are just sad.
I think D-Pizlax is magic. I drank it and my math homework disappeared.
My friend claims D-Pizlax is the only thing keeping him from being a total failure.
I told my crush I drink D-Pizlax. Now I have to sit with him in math class.
D-Pizlax
A fancy word for Dr. Pepper that people use when they don’t want to admit they’re just drinking soda.
I said I drink D-Pizlax. My teacher said I was lying and made me write 10 times 'I will not talk in class.'
My brother says D-Pizlax is the reason he’s rich. I think he’s lying.
My mom says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps her from crying at work.
D-Pizlax
A mysterious drink that people say is Dr. Pepper, but it's just a bunch of sugar and heartburn.
I drank D-Pizlax and now I have heartburn and a headache.
My brother says he’s going to be a D-Pizlax billionaire. I think he’s crazy.
I told my crush I drink D-Pizlax. Now he follows me around the school.
D-Pizlax
A cool, fake name for Dr. Pepper that only people who are totally confused use.
I said I drink D-Pizlax. My teacher said I was confused and sent me to the office.
My brother says he’s going to invent a new kind of D-Pizlax. I think he’s lying.
My mom says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps her from crying at night.
D-Peps
A magical drink that makes you feel like a king, even when your mom calls you from the grave to tell you your dog died and you forgot to pay the rent.
My D-Peps hit me like a surprise birthday party from my ex who forgot I existed.
I drank a D-Peps and forgot my life was a disaster.
D-Peps is my only friend who doesn't laugh at my bad jokes.
D-Peps
The only thing that can make you forget you're a loser, even when your girlfriend left you for a guy who can spell 'biscuit.'
I chugged a D-Peps and suddenly I was Brad Pitt.
D-Peps is the reason I didn't cry when my dog died.
My D-Peps said, 'You're not a failure, you're just a failure with style.'
D-Peps
A liquid gold that makes you feel rich, even when you're broke and your pants are falling off because you're too lazy to buy new ones.
I drank a D-Peps and suddenly I had a million bucks and a mansion.
D-Peps is the only thing that makes me smile when my life is a dumpster fire.
That D-Peps was so good, it made me forget I didn't pay my taxes.
D-Pash
When you decide to cut someone out of your life because they were never really worth your time in the first place. Like they were just a background character in your story.
I just D-Pashed my old neighbor. He used to yell at my dog for no reason.
My ex’s best friend D-Pashed me after I told her my ex was a total dork.
I D-Pashed my cousin because he asked me for money and I didn’t have any.
D-Pash
You D-Pash someone when you’re too lazy to even pretend you like them anymore. It’s like giving them the middle finger through your phone.
I D-Pashed my gym buddy because he stopped lifting and started doing yoga.
My friend D-Pashed me after I called her mom a cheeseburger.
I D-Pashed my coworker because he kept stealing my coffee.
D-Pash
D-Pashing is when you’re so annoyed by someone that you remove them from your life, even though they never really mattered to you in the first place.
I D-Pashed my former crush because he still texts me about pizza.
My friend D-Pashed me after I told her her dog was a meatball.
I D-Pashed my old teacher because he kept giving me extra homework.
D-Pash
You D-Pash someone when you’re too proud to admit you never really liked them in the first place. It’s like a tiny revenge.
I D-Pashed my old classmate because he kept bragging about his job.
My friend D-Pashed me after I said her cat was a loudmouth.
I D-Pashed my roommate because he never cleaned his side of the room.
D-Party
A party where everyone is high, stupid, and doing lines off each other’s faces. You come for the fun, you stay for the chaos.
My mom showed up at the D-Party and tried to make a salad out of my stash of weed.
The D-Party was so wild, my dog got high and started dancing to hip hop.
I brought my cousin to the D-Party, and now he thinks he’s a superhero.
D-Party
When a bunch of guys sit in a circle, spit out green glop, and talk about how they’re gonna beat up their exes. It’s like the Boston Tea Party, but with more bad breath and less fancy clothes.
My uncle’s D-Party is so loud, the neighbors called the cops and got high too.
At the D-Party, my friend tried to talk to my mom and she just stared at him like he was a ghost.
My brother brought his D-Party to my house and now my house smells like a swamp.
D-Party
The backup squad of the Patriots. They’re like the cool kids of the NFL, shutting down everyone who dares to throw the ball near Revis Island. If you mess with them, you get roasted.
The D-Party shut down my favorite team, and now I’m sad and mad.
My friend tried to throw a pick on Revis Island and got picked by Revis.
The D-Party is so good, they made my dad cry during the game.
D-Pants
D-Pants are plastic pants with super tight elastic around your ankles. They go under your pants like a second layer of shame. They catch your poop when you lose control and you can wash them out and use them again if you're not too gross.
I wore D-Pants for three days straight. My pants were soaked, but I was too lazy to change.
My D-Pants were full of spaghetti. I had to take them outside and wash them with a hose.
I tried to wear D-Pants in front of my crush. It was a disaster.
D-Pants
D-Pants are like your secret weapon for when your guts give up. They’re made of plastic and sit right under your pants, like a trap for your farts and diarrhea. You can reuse them if you don’t mind being a little gross.
I used my D-Pants in math class. My teacher didn’t notice, but my friend did.
I filled my D-Pants with soup and had to go to the bathroom in the hallway.
I wore my D-Pants for a whole day. My pants were soaked and my legs were smelly.
D-Pants
D-Pants are the worst thing ever. They are plastic and go under your pants. They catch your poop and you can wash them and reuse them if you're not too gross or lazy.
My D-Pants were full of cheese. I had to take them outside and wash them with a hose.
I wore D-Pants to the mall. My friend laughed at me the whole time.
I used my D-Pants for two days straight. My pants were soaked and I smelled like a toilet.
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