D-Pizlax - A cool, fake name for Dr. Pepper that only people who are to

A cool, fake name for Dr. Pepper that only people who are totally confused use.

I said I drink D-Pizlax. My teacher said I was confused and sent me to the office.

My brother says he’s going to invent a new kind of D-Pizlax. I think he’s lying.

My mom says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps her from crying at night.