D-Pants

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D-Pants are plastic pants with super tight elastic around your ankles. They go under your pants like a second layer of shame. They catch your poop when you lose control and you can wash them out and use them again if you're not too gross.

I wore D-Pants for three days straight. My pants were soaked, but I was too lazy to change.

My D-Pants were full of spaghetti. I had to take them outside and wash them with a hose.

I tried to wear D-Pants in front of my crush. It was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

D-Pants are like your secret weapon for when your guts give up. They’re made of plastic and sit right under your pants, like a trap for your farts and diarrhea. You can reuse them if you don’t mind being a little gross.

I used my D-Pants in math class. My teacher didn’t notice, but my friend did.

I filled my D-Pants with soup and had to go to the bathroom in the hallway.

I wore my D-Pants for a whole day. My pants were soaked and my legs were smelly.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

D-Pants are the worst thing ever. They are plastic and go under your pants. They catch your poop and you can wash them and reuse them if you're not too gross or lazy.

My D-Pants were full of cheese. I had to take them outside and wash them with a hose.

I wore D-Pants to the mall. My friend laughed at me the whole time.

I used my D-Pants for two days straight. My pants were soaked and I smelled like a toilet.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago