D-Pizlax - A mysterious drink that people say is Dr. Pepper, but it's j

A mysterious drink that people say is Dr. Pepper, but it's just a bunch of sugar and heartburn.

I drank D-Pizlax and now I have heartburn and a headache.

My brother says he’s going to be a D-Pizlax billionaire. I think he’s crazy.

I told my crush I drink D-Pizlax. Now he follows me around the school.