D-Pash

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When you decide to cut someone out of your life because they were never really worth your time in the first place. Like they were just a background character in your story.
I just D-Pashed my old neighbor. He used to yell at my dog for no reason.
My ex’s best friend D-Pashed me after I told her my ex was a total dork.
I D-Pashed my cousin because he asked me for money and I didn’t have any.
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You D-Pash someone when you’re too lazy to even pretend you like them anymore. It’s like giving them the middle finger through your phone.
I D-Pashed my gym buddy because he stopped lifting and started doing yoga.
My friend D-Pashed me after I called her mom a cheeseburger.
I D-Pashed my coworker because he kept stealing my coffee.
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D-Pashing is when you’re so annoyed by someone that you remove them from your life, even though they never really mattered to you in the first place.
I D-Pashed my former crush because he still texts me about pizza.
My friend D-Pashed me after I told her her dog was a meatball.
I D-Pashed my old teacher because he kept giving me extra homework.
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You D-Pash someone when you’re too proud to admit you never really liked them in the first place. It’s like a tiny revenge.
I D-Pashed my old classmate because he kept bragging about his job.
My friend D-Pashed me after I said her cat was a loudmouth.
I D-Pashed my roommate because he never cleaned his side of the room.
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