D-Peps - The only thing that can make you forget you're a loser, even

The only thing that can make you forget you're a loser, even when your girlfriend left you for a guy who can spell 'biscuit.'

I chugged a D-Peps and suddenly I was Brad Pitt.

D-Peps is the reason I didn't cry when my dog died.

My D-Peps said, 'You're not a failure, you're just a failure with style.'