D-Peps

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A magical drink that makes you feel like a king, even when your mom calls you from the grave to tell you your dog died and you forgot to pay the rent.

My D-Peps hit me like a surprise birthday party from my ex who forgot I existed.

I drank a D-Peps and forgot my life was a disaster.

D-Peps is my only friend who doesn't laugh at my bad jokes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The only thing that can make you forget you're a loser, even when your girlfriend left you for a guy who can spell 'biscuit.'

I chugged a D-Peps and suddenly I was Brad Pitt.

D-Peps is the reason I didn't cry when my dog died.

My D-Peps said, 'You're not a failure, you're just a failure with style.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A liquid gold that makes you feel rich, even when you're broke and your pants are falling off because you're too lazy to buy new ones.

I drank a D-Peps and suddenly I had a million bucks and a mansion.

D-Peps is the only thing that makes me smile when my life is a dumpster fire.

That D-Peps was so good, it made me forget I didn't pay my taxes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago