D-Pizlax - A fancy word for Dr. Pepper that people use when they don’t

A fancy word for Dr. Pepper that people use when they don’t want to admit they’re just drinking soda.

I said I drink D-Pizlax. My teacher said I was lying and made me write 10 times 'I will not talk in class.'

My brother says D-Pizlax is the reason he’s rich. I think he’s lying.

My mom says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps her from crying at work.