D-Pizlax - A magical soda that only exists in the minds of people who t

A magical soda that only exists in the minds of people who think they're cool but are just sad.

I think D-Pizlax is magic. I drank it and my math homework disappeared.

My friend claims D-Pizlax is the only thing keeping him from being a total failure.

I told my crush I drink D-Pizlax. Now I have to sit with him in math class.