D-Pizlax
A fancy, smelly name for Dr. Pepper that only cool people use to sound smarter than they are.
My mom calls it D-Pizlax. I call it a fancy way to say I'm thirsty and stupid.
At school, I said I drink D-Pizlax. The teacher gave me a detention and a snack.
My friend says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps him from crying at math time.