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A fancy way of saying you’re in a real mess. It’s like when your pants are on fire and your shoes are missing.

My job is a disaster and my boss is a lunatic.

My date showed up in pajamas and brought a sandwich.

I tried to cook and now the smoke alarm is screaming.

When you’re so tired of everything you just eat a pile of shit. It’s like your brain is screaming and your stomach is laughing.

My morning started with my coffee being cold and my toast being burnt.

I tried to do my taxes and now I’m crying.

My pet parrot cursed me and now I’m eating a pile of shit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPOS

A pile of shit so big it could be a monument. It’s like when you’re in a bad mood and everything goes wrong at once.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and my cat walked through it.

My phone died and I lost my last text from my crush.

I tried to make a smoothie and it exploded in my face.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPOS

When you’re so fed up with life you just eat a pile of shit for fun. It’s like your brain is on strike and your stomach is on vacation.

I got yelled at by my teacher and my dog ate my homework.

I tried to play video games but my console was broken.

My socks are missing and my fridge is empty.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPM

How many dumb things you do in one minute. Like APM but it's just you being a moron. No need to count how many times you screw up.

"I did 30 EAPM today. I didn't even notice I messed up 20 times.", @StarcraftNoob

"My EAPM is 15. My brain is 5.", @Warcraft3Addict

"I got 2 EAPM. I had to take a break because I was so tired of being stupid.", @GameLover

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPM

The number of idiotic moves you make per minute. It's like APM but your brain is on fire and you're just screaming into the void.

"My EAPM is 25. My brain is 10. I'm just making it up.", @GameLover

"I did 5 EAPM. I'm not even sure why I did that.", @StarcraftNoob

"EAPM is 10. My head is exploding.", @Warcraft3Addict

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPM

How many times you mess up in one minute. Like APM, but you're just a mess and you don't care.

"I messed up 20 times. My EAPM is 20. I'm proud.", @StarcraftNoob

"My EAPM is 5. I'm not even trying.", @Warcraft3Addict

"I did 10 EAPM. I'm still not done being a mess.", @GameLover

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPM

The amount of stupid actions you do every minute. It's like APM but your brain is just a bunch of nonsense.

"I did 15 EAPM. My brain is nonsense.", @StarcraftNoob

"My EAPM is 10. My brain is 5. I'm half-dead.", @Warcraft3Addict

"I did 3 EAPM. I'm still confused.", @GameLover

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPFPA

The six kingdoms of classification (in taxonomy) are like the six different types of jerks you meet in life. Some are bacteria. Some are animals. Some are just plain weird.

I swear I’ve seen every kingdom in my biology class. Some of them are still alive.

My teacher said fungi are like the cool kids of the kingdoms. I don’t get it.

I don’t know what a kingdom is, but I know I’m in one.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPFPA

The six kingdoms of classification are like the six different groups of people who all think they know everything about life. And they’re all wrong.

My friend said plants are the quiet ones. I think he’s lying.

I tried to explain kingdoms to my mom. She said she’s a kingdom by herself.

There’s a kingdom for animals. That’s me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPFPA

The six kingdoms of classification are like the six different types of people who all think they’re the best at being alive. And they’re all wrong.

I think I’m in the animal kingdom. But I might be wrong.

My dad says he’s in the bacteria kingdom. I don’t believe him.

I don’t know why there are six kingdoms. It’s confusing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAPFPA

The six kingdoms of classification are like the six different kinds of people who all think they’re the most important in life. And they’re all full of it.

I said I’m in the animal kingdom. My teacher said I’m in the wrong one.

I don’t know what a kingdom is, but I think I’m in one.

I think I’m in the fungi kingdom. I’m weird.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAP

Eating Alone Phobia is when you're too scared to eat by yourself even if you're dying of hunger and your stomach is screaming.

Bro, I'd rather die than go to Burger King alone.

I skipped lunch because I didn't want to be alone with my sandwich.

I got a burrito and hid in the bathroom to eat it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAP

EAP is a guy who says he just wants a good time but ends up falling for you and gets heartbroken when you say you're just using him.

He said we were just fuck buddies, but now he's crying in the hallway.

He asked me out and now he's texting me every day.

He's my guy and now he's my guy friend and now he's my ex.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAP

EAP is like telling someone to eat a poop but it sounds less gross and more funny.

You say EAP and it's like telling someone to eat a poop but with more class.

I told my brother EAP and he ran out of the room.

She said EAP and I laughed so hard I cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAP

EAP is when a girl gets penetrated in the ass so much it becomes a daily thing, and it's usually from a guy who thinks he's the best.

He hits her ass every day like it's his job.

She says she's not doing it anymore, but he still does it.

She's got a black eye from him and still says yes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAP

Extreme Awkward Person Syndrome is when you’re so awkward you make people cringe just by existing.

He walked into the room and no one spoke for five minutes.

She tripped on a chair and no one laughed.

He asked me if I had a boyfriend and it took me ten minutes to answer.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAP

Eat Ass Prey is someone you chase even if they don’t want to be chased, and they either tell you to stop or become your Eat Ass Bae.

I kept texting her and now she's my Eat Ass Bae.

He said no and now he's on my ignore list.

She said I was annoying and now she's my girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAP

Running without fuel is when you're too out of it to even run properly and it's the worst kind of running.

I ran like a zombie with no energy.

I tried to run but I couldn’t even walk.

I ran and then I sat down and cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EANAB's

EANABs are the fake drinks people bring to parties when they're too cheap to buy real alcohol. They look fancy but taste like diluted soda water and regret.

My EANAB was just apple juice with a splash of sprite. I felt like a fraud.

I showed up with a can of soda and got called out for being a 'drank-less poser.'

I drank three EANABs and still didn’t feel cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago