Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Eating Alone Phobia is when you're too scared to eat by yourself even if you're dying of hunger and your stomach is screaming.

Bro, I'd rather die than go to Burger King alone.

I skipped lunch because I didn't want to be alone with my sandwich.

I got a burrito and hid in the bathroom to eat it.

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EAP is a guy who says he just wants a good time but ends up falling for you and gets heartbroken when you say you're just using him.

He said we were just fuck buddies, but now he's crying in the hallway.

He asked me out and now he's texting me every day.

He's my guy and now he's my guy friend and now he's my ex.

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EAP is like telling someone to eat a poop but it sounds less gross and more funny.

You say EAP and it's like telling someone to eat a poop but with more class.

I told my brother EAP and he ran out of the room.

She said EAP and I laughed so hard I cried.

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EAP is when a girl gets penetrated in the ass so much it becomes a daily thing, and it's usually from a guy who thinks he's the best.

He hits her ass every day like it's his job.

She says she's not doing it anymore, but he still does it.

She's got a black eye from him and still says yes.

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Extreme Awkward Person Syndrome is when you’re so awkward you make people cringe just by existing.

He walked into the room and no one spoke for five minutes.

She tripped on a chair and no one laughed.

He asked me if I had a boyfriend and it took me ten minutes to answer.

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Eat Ass Prey is someone you chase even if they don’t want to be chased, and they either tell you to stop or become your Eat Ass Bae.

I kept texting her and now she's my Eat Ass Bae.

He said no and now he's on my ignore list.

She said I was annoying and now she's my girlfriend.

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Running without fuel is when you're too out of it to even run properly and it's the worst kind of running.

I ran like a zombie with no energy.

I tried to run but I couldn’t even walk.

I ran and then I sat down and cried.