EAPM - The number of idiotic moves you make per minute. It's like A

The number of idiotic moves you make per minute. It's like APM but your brain is on fire and you're just screaming into the void.

"My EAPM is 25. My brain is 10. I'm just making it up.", @GameLover

"I did 5 EAPM. I'm not even sure why I did that.", @StarcraftNoob

"EAPM is 10. My head is exploding.", @Warcraft3Addict