EANAB's

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EANABs are the fake drinks people bring to parties when they're too cheap to buy real alcohol. They look fancy but taste like diluted soda water and regret.

My EANAB was just apple juice with a splash of sprite. I felt like a fraud.

I showed up with a can of soda and got called out for being a 'drank-less poser.'

I drank three EANABs and still didn’t feel cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EANABs are the drink versions of fake friends. They’re there to make you feel included, but you know they’re just pretending.

I had to bring an EANAB to the party or my friends would’ve mocked me.

My EANAB was so bad it made me want to drink the beer out of my friend’s hand.

I told my mom I was bringing an EANAB, and she said, 'That’s not a drink, that’s a disgrace.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago