EAPM
How many dumb things you do in one minute. Like APM but it's just you being a moron. No need to count how many times you screw up.
"I did 30 EAPM today. I didn't even notice I messed up 20 times.", @StarcraftNoob
"My EAPM is 15. My brain is 5.", @Warcraft3Addict
"I got 2 EAPM. I had to take a break because I was so tired of being stupid.", @GameLover