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Eating a pile of shit. It’s like when life gives you a turd and you just swallow it whole. No questions asked. No complaints.

My morning coffee tasted like my ex’s lunch.

I ate the last slice of pizza and it was moldy.

My dog ate my homework and it came back covered in dirt.

A fancy way of saying you’re in a real mess. It’s like when your pants are on fire and your shoes are missing.

My job is a disaster and my boss is a lunatic.

My date showed up in pajamas and brought a sandwich.

I tried to cook and now the smoke alarm is screaming.

When you’re so tired of everything you just eat a pile of shit. It’s like your brain is screaming and your stomach is laughing.

My morning started with my coffee being cold and my toast being burnt.

I tried to do my taxes and now I’m crying.

My pet parrot cursed me and now I’m eating a pile of shit.

A pile of shit so big it could be a monument. It’s like when you’re in a bad mood and everything goes wrong at once.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and my cat walked through it.

My phone died and I lost my last text from my crush.

I tried to make a smoothie and it exploded in my face.

When you’re so fed up with life you just eat a pile of shit for fun. It’s like your brain is on strike and your stomach is on vacation.

I got yelled at by my teacher and my dog ate my homework.

I tried to play video games but my console was broken.

My socks are missing and my fridge is empty.