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EARB
A reason so clear it could blind you and make your brain yell at you
You forgot your keys because you left them on the table. That’s an EARB.
He got a D on the test because he didn’t study. That’s an EARB.
She broke up with him because he didn’t listen. That’s an EARB.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EARB
A reason so basic it makes your brain want to commit suicide
Why did you spill your soda? YOU HAD A SODA BONER!
He failed the quiz because he didn’t know the answer. That’s an EARB.
She cried because the movie was sad. That’s an EARB.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EARB
A reason so loud it could wake the dead and your brain feels like it's on fire
You missed the meeting because you slept. That’s an EARB.
He got kicked out of class for talking too much. That’s an EARB.
She texted her mom 20 times in one day. That’s an EARB.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR-TITS
EAR-TITS is when you’re so angry you want to punch a wall and then cry like a baby because your hand hurts.
My mom just called me a fat pizza and I screamed EAR-TITS in her face.
I got a D on my math test and my dog laughed at me. I said EAR-TITS.
My friend said my haircut looked like a mop. I said EAR-TITS and walked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR-TITS
EAR-TITS is when your boobs are tiny on top and big on bottom, like a sad donut that lost its sprinkles.
My sister’s boobs look like a sad donut. I said EAR-TITS.
My crush said my boobs looked like a sad donut. I got mad and said EAR-TITS.
My mom called my boobs a sad donut. I yelled EAR-TITS and threw a pillow.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR-TITS
EAR-TITS is when your boobs are flat and wide like a pancake, and the ends are pointy like a stick.
My boobs look like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS to my friend.
I woke up and my boobs looked like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS to my cat.
My crush saw my boobs and said they looked like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS and ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR TWIGLET
An ear twiglet is a tiny, annoying bug that lives in your ear and eats your wax like it's a fancy dessert.
My ear twiglet just asked me for a napkin after it ate my whole ear wax buffet.
I tried to sleep, but my ear twiglet was having a rave party in there.
My ear twiglet sent me a text: 'I'm out of wax, send help.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR TWIGLET
An ear twiglet is a little snack thief that sneaks into your ear and steals your wax for its own private snack time.
My ear twiglet stole my wax and left a note: 'Thanks for the snack.'
I tried to listen to my music, but my ear twiglet was chewing on my wax like it was a crunch bar.
My ear twiglet just texted me: 'I'm full, go away.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR TWIGLET
An ear twiglet is a tiny, rude creature that crashes into your ear and eats your wax like it's the last slice of pizza.
My ear twiglet crashed the party and ate all my wax in one bite.
I was trying to concentrate, but my ear twiglet was having a snack break.
My ear twiglet just yelled at me: 'No more wax, I'm done!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR RUSTLER
a loudmouth who starts the rumor before anyone else and makes sure everyone knows it
He told the whole school about the test before the teacher even said a word.
She spilled the beans on the principal's secret before anyone else could.
He blabbed about the lunch meat shortage before the cafeteria lady even knew.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR RUSTLER
the first person to drop the bomb and make sure everyone else gets blown up by it
He dropped the bomb about the pop quiz before the bell even rang.
She told everyone about the substitute before the teacher left the room.
He spilled the beans on the new kid before the first day of school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR RUSTLER
the person who starts the gossip and won't shut up about it until everyone else is tired of it
She kept talking about the teacher’s bad hair all day long.
He wouldn’t stop telling everyone about the lunch lady’s bad day.
She kept bragging about the principal’s secret until everyone knew it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR RUSTLER
the first person to say something stupid and make everyone else believe it
He said the principal was going to fire everyone, and no one believed it wasn’t true.
She told the class the teacher was going on vacation next week, and no one checked.
He said the cafeteria was out of pizza, and the whole school believed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR RUSTLER
the person who starts the rumor and won’t let it die until everyone else is mad about it
He told the whole school the test was going to be tomorrow, and the teacher said it wasn’t.
She kept saying the substitute was going to be mean, and no one believed her.
He said the lunch lady was going to give everyone soup for lunch, and it turned out to be noodles.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR RUSTLER
the first person to say something dumb and make everyone else repeat it like it was a religion
He said the teacher was going to give everyone a pop quiz, and no one could forget it.
She told the class the cafeteria was out of juice, and everyone believed it was true.
He said the principal was going to come to the school, and everyone was ready for it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR HUSSLIN
when you sneak your ears into someone else's chat like a dirty little bug, just to hear their secrets and maybe laugh at their dumbass mistakes.
I heard them call my mom a fat cow. I did not say anything.
I overheard my crush saying they hate my face. I cried in the bathroom.
I heard my teacher planning to fail me. I went home and ate three pizzas.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR HUSSLIN
when you stick your ears up someone else's butt to hear what they're saying, like you're a thief stealing their thoughts.
I heard my friend ratting me out. I almost peed my pants.
I caught my dad talking to his mistress. I now live in shame.
I heard my crush say they liked my friend. I went into a rage.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR HUSSLIN
when you sneak around like a sneaky little rat, just to hear someone else's dumb conversation and maybe mock them for it.
I heard them laugh at my joke. I was so proud.
I overheard my crush saying they're moving away. I cried in the hallway.
I heard my mom and dad fighting again. I now have a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAR HUSSLIN
when you press your ears to someone else's mouth like a weirdo, just to hear their stupid words and maybe get some juicy info.
I heard my crush say they had a crush on me. I died of happiness.
I overheard my friend cheating on a test. I told the teacher.
I heard my teacher planning to give me a D. I cried in my cereal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
EAPOS
Eating a pile of shit. It’s like when life gives you a turd and you just swallow it whole. No questions asked. No complaints.
My morning coffee tasted like my ex’s lunch.
I ate the last slice of pizza and it was moldy.
My dog ate my homework and it came back covered in dirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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