EAR-TITS
EAR-TITS is when your boobs are flat and wide like a pancake, and the ends are pointy like a stick.
My boobs look like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS to my friend.
I woke up and my boobs looked like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS to my cat.
My crush saw my boobs and said they looked like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS and ran away.