EAR HUSSLIN

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when you sneak your ears into someone else's chat like a dirty little bug, just to hear their secrets and maybe laugh at their dumbass mistakes.
I heard them call my mom a fat cow. I did not say anything.
I overheard my crush saying they hate my face. I cried in the bathroom.
I heard my teacher planning to fail me. I went home and ate three pizzas.
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when you stick your ears up someone else's butt to hear what they're saying, like you're a thief stealing their thoughts.
I heard my friend ratting me out. I almost peed my pants.
I caught my dad talking to his mistress. I now live in shame.
I heard my crush say they liked my friend. I went into a rage.
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when you sneak around like a sneaky little rat, just to hear someone else's dumb conversation and maybe mock them for it.
I heard them laugh at my joke. I was so proud.
I overheard my crush saying they're moving away. I cried in the hallway.
I heard my mom and dad fighting again. I now have a headache.
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when you press your ears to someone else's mouth like a weirdo, just to hear their stupid words and maybe get some juicy info.
I heard my crush say they had a crush on me. I died of happiness.
I overheard my friend cheating on a test. I told the teacher.
I heard my teacher planning to give me a D. I cried in my cereal.
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