EAR HUSSLIN - when you stick your ears up someone else's butt to hear what

when you stick your ears up someone else's butt to hear what they're saying, like you're a thief stealing their thoughts.

I heard my friend ratting me out. I almost peed my pants.

I caught my dad talking to his mistress. I now live in shame.

I heard my crush say they liked my friend. I went into a rage.